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Elvis lives!  And creeps the shit out of everyone in his general vicinity.  I saw this thing in person while window shopping at a Tuesday Morning to kill time between Laundromat loads.  It talks!  It sings!  Its lip curls and it blinks.  I plan to buy two of them and place them face to face so they can have all day all Elvis conversations.  Or I will put one in the front hall so that when guests enter they can be entertained by one of Elvis’ “37 monologues about his life” (http://www.wowweealiveonline.com/elvis/about.html).  Also, for Halloween, stick a mask on it.  Who can resist a disembodied bust wearing a ski mask singing ‘Love Me Tender’?  No man alive, I tells ya!

Elvis lives!  And creeps the shit out of everyone in his general vicinity.  I saw this thing in person while window shopping at a Tuesday Morning to kill time between Laundromat loads.  It talks!  It sings!  Its lip curls and it blinks.  I plan to buy two of them and place them face to face so they can have all day all Elvis conversations.  Or I will put one in the front hall so that when guests enter they can be entertained by one of Elvis’ “37 monologues about his life” (http://www.wowweealiveonline.com/elvis/about.html).  Also, for Halloween, stick a mask on it.  Who can resist a disembodied bust wearing a ski mask singing ‘Love Me Tender’?  No man alive, I tells ya!